Ewan McGregor (via bonjour-ana)
“You’re an adult now, you need to learn how to budget and manage your own money.”
“You can’t afford one you are NOT getting another one until you’re out of university and have a secure job.”
… Yes, parents, that makes sense. I totally understand your logic, and I respect it without question. After all, if I can manage my own money and you refuse to help me do so in ways beyond ‘you need to look it up and figure it out for yourself’, clearly you have a say in how I spend my money. High-five on awesome parenting!

P.S: I was joking (you must’ve been deaf to not hear the comment dripping with sarcasm) when I said I was going to get another tattoo this August when you go on your cruise, but after that, I just may rethink that plan. Jesus…
Best line. Died a little inside in the process of hearing it, but it was worth it.
(Source: sambastian)
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Robert Downey Jr.? Cause really, is there any difference between Iron Man and himself? Both are “volatile, self-centred”, narcassists…